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Author: Tasting Insanity
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Published: 05-10-08 - Updated: 05-13-08 - id:2515939
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Hey peoples! I feel like writing a short author's note here. So here are some shout outs:

To Alice L, who is Lilly in this story...

and Bethany, who is Alaina in this story

Love y'all!

-Alice

PS: PRETTY PLEASE REVIEW??

PPS: Nina is Caroline, Jade is Christy, Theresa is Juliet, and Elaine is Lydia

3:55 pm, December 2nd, 2008, Gilmore Hotel Lobby

"Here's your stuff, kids," said the bellhop, rolling the cart carrying their suitcases. The kids thanked him, before going into the elevators.

"I wanna press the button!" said Alaina, running to the panel on the wall.

"No, me, me!" said Dame, going to that panel as well.

"Guys, there's another one over there," indicated Lilly, pointing to where Meryann pressed the button.

"Aw," said Dame and Alaina, slumping. Lilly and Meryann rolled their eyes.

When the doors opened, Alaina and Meryann pushed the cart as the four of them went in. A creepy looking man with a briefcase came in with the. Dame coughed. The girls rolled their eyes.

"You kids have parents?" asked the man, attempting small talk.

"We're on a school field trip," said Meryann quickly. The man nodded in understanding.

"Cool, you going to Disney World?" he said.

"Er, yeah," replied Lilly nervously. The man nodded, grinning. The elevator dinged on floor 24 then, so the kids stepped out and left him alone.

"Okay, that was awkward," said Alaina.

"That guy is so creepy," stated Meryann. "Why was he talking to us?

"He's such a stalker pervert or whatever!" said Lilly. "I'm scared."

"He's such a Doug," said Dame. ("Doug" is his nickname for a pervert.)

The girls couldn't help rolling their eyes and sighing.

They reached their room, 2414, and Alaina slid the card key in. The door opened, and the suite was almost pretty much exactly how they imagined.

As they went in, there was a bathroom to their left and a closet to their right. The pathway was about three feet wide and served as a mini-hallway that lasted about ten feet, and then there was a giant room, four beds, one in each corner. Next to the two beds near the window, there were four cushioned chairs, and a TV slanted in the right corner. Between the two beds on the left and on the right, was a mini dresser and a lamp. There were dressers on the window-side of the beds next to the window, and cabinets that were closer to the door near the other beds.

"This is so my bed!" called Meryann, running to the bed next to the TV.

"Mine!" said Lilly, grabbing the other one next to the window. "Alaina, take that one so I won't have to sleep near Dame!" She pointed to the one next to her, which Alaina took.

"Fine, I'll take this one," said Dame, rolling his eyes and going to the bed next to Meryann. She hid under the covers in fright. "Don't rape me!"

Alaina carted the suitcases in, and each kid grabbed their bags.

"Where should we put them?" asked Lilly, looking at the others expectantly.

"In front of our beds, or beside," suggested Meryann, plopping hers flat on the floor at the end of her bed. Then she put her messenger bag on one of the chairs, pulled out her laptop, and said, "Let's see if this hotel has internet connection."

"I can't believe Mr. Freeway actually did let me stay in a room with three girls," said Dame, laying on his bed contentedly.

"Maybe he really does believe that Dame is gay," Lilly whispered to Meryann.

"Possible," she agreed. "Do you think the TV has cable?" she added to the others.

"Let's see," said Alaina. She walked across the room turned the TV on and flipped through channels, until they got a glimpse of a pineapple on channel 72.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S SPONGEBOB!" yelled Dame happily, flinging himself on Meryann's bed, the closest to the TV

"Aah! Get off my bed!" she cried, shoving him off onto the floor. Dame scrambled onto his own bed and stared at the television.

"Sweet, the hotel has internet connection!" said Meryann happily.

"Go on Youtube, go on Youtube!" said Lilly, climbing onto Meryann's bed. Meryan did, and within time, the two girls were cracking up over The Count Censored.

"I bleep the spiders on the wall!" sang Lilly.

"I bleep the cobwebs in the hall!" sang Meryann.

"I bleep the candles on the shelf!" sang Lilly.

"And when I am alone..." sang Meryann.

"I BLEEP MYSELF!" The two of them yelled joyfully.

"What the heck?" said Alaina, looking over their shoulders. "Wow, guys."

"What? It's so funny!" said Meryann, laughing. "Hey, blame Dame! He's the one who showed it to us! Ooh, that rhymes..."

"No that doesn't," said Lilly, before thinking then saying, "Oh, you mean the blame Dame thing."

"You guys are so corrupted," said Alaina.

"Guys, shut up, I'm trying to watch TV," said Dame, still staring.

"Dame, you're trying to watch Spongebob," said Lilly, give him the Lilly-look. Dame shrugged. "So?"

Lilly rolled her eyes.

The kids were giddy with excitement, so excited that Meryann almost forgot to put the pads in the bathroom. After watching the Super Smash Brothers theme song misheard lyrics ("If I pee, I'll sue mommy..."), she realized so, and jumped up.

"Er, do you guys want to go find other people's hotel rooms?" she asked. Alaina and Lilly shook their heads, confused by the random question. But Dame got up and said, "Yep, I'm bored. I'm gonna go find Jade. Do you guys want to come with me?"

"Nah, it's okay," said Lilly, but Alaina shrugged and said, "Sure, I'll go."

"Are you sure you want to be with Dame...ALONE?" asked Lilly teasingly. Alaina shrugged. "I don't care."

Lilly and Meryann exchanged glances, and Meryann hissed to her, "I have to put the pads in!"

"Wha—right," said Alaina. Dame looked at them weirdly, then said, "Are you going or not?

"No, it's fine," said Alaina. Dame raised his eyebrows and then said, "O-kay then." He left.

"Why did you want him to leave?" asked Lilly.

"Well, I mean, it'd look not very inconspicuous if I just carry a bunch of pads to the bathroom," Meryann pointed out, going to her airplane bag and getting a stack of pads. "Alaina, do you have any?"

"Yeah," she responded, going to her bag and getting some as well. Meryann went into the bathroom and closed the door, saying, "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom." Alaina and Lilly waited.

After five minutes, Alaina asked, "Meryann, what's taking so long?"

"Er..." Meryann hesitated. "I have my period to."

"Oh. My. God!" said Lilly. "I swear, tomorrow, I'm probably going to have it too."

"Er, Lilly, I think you just jinxed it," said Alaina. "Just wait, it's probably going to happen."

Meryann came out of the bathroom and said, "El hombre con el sombrero nos envio!"

"The man with the sombrero sent you from the bathroom?" said Lilly.

"What the heck?" said Alaina. Meryann shrugged. "I dunno."

"Okay...so if Dame ever looks in the cabinet, hypothetically, we all die," said Alaina. The girls nodded.

Then minutes later, when the girls were resting on their beds and talking, Dame came in (alone, thank God.). He said, "Okay, Nina, Theresa, Jade and Elaine are in room 2421."

"Oh great, on our floor," muttered Meryann sarcastically, who was the least fond of Jade.

"And we have a wake up call tomorrow morning at 7:20," continued Dame, not having noticed Meryann's mutter. "I went to the reception desk. I also checked with Mr. Freeway, and he said that we have to meet with him at 8:15."

"Okay, good," said Lilly. "I think fifty-five minutes is enough for us to get ready."

"Yeah," agreed Alaina. "And if we take baths, Dame, do NOT even try to look in."

"Aw," joked Dame.

"So," said Meryann. "What are we going to do for the next, ah—" she checked the hotel room clock "—three hours and thirteen minutes?"

"I'll watch TV," said Dame.

"I'll watch TV too," said Alaina.

"Let's watch more stupid YouTube videos!" said Lilly, to Meryann.

So they did.



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