Hey There, Hero

Hey there, Hero

Knight in shining armor

Rearing up on a white horse

But it's for nothing less than honor

You've slain the dragon

And saved me from the top tower

All within

One faithful hour

Your muscles are made of gold

And your sword is sharp and shining

But I doubt you could save me

If I were truly dying

You wouldn't come by

If I was being picked on

And you wouldn't even notice

If I was getting stepped upon

Hey there, Hero

Hang your head in shame

Because even though you swagger

You are really quite lame

You brag and boast to your people

As your villain is locked away

But to admit that you failed a school girl

Is something you'd never say

I've been dying inside

But you never even cared

You never would have noticed

If I was truly scared

You are no real greatness!

Sir, you are a fake

Go play pretty boy elsewhere

And go hang up your cape

Hey there, Hero

Your fairytale isn't true

Its time you finally realized

We're better off without you