Note: Inspired by other stories like this, I wanted to put together a bunch of hilarious things my friends and I have said, mostly over MSN. You may get them or you may not, these are just the ramblings of teenaged girls on a sugar high. Enjoy. May also contain mature references to sex, homosexuality, and whatnot. Just cuz we're cool like that. Offended by that stuff? Best not read this than, go browse through some K rated stories.

"watching DN Angel"

Me: CROTCH SHOT

Erin, Shibbeh: (cracks up laughing)

"watching Fruits Basket"

Shibbeh, Erin: I like his pants

Me: I like his ass

Shibbeh, Erin: what!?

Me: his... ass...

Shibbeh: LLAAYYYLLLAAA... YOU GOT ME ON MY KNEES

"dance around room, air guitar"

Shibbeh: LLAAYYYYLLAA!

Me: RUN ANTELOPE, RUN!

Shibbeh: o: IT'S NOT WORTH IT!1 DROP THE CHOCOLATE! RUN FOR THE NEAREST EXIT!!

Shibbeh: (talking about our two history teachers) rraannddyy anndd ppaaauull sittinnn in aa treeeeee!

Shibbeh: dude, random note

Shibbeh: I wore your boyfriend's moms costume

Me: o.o

Shibbeh: for drama XD

Me: wtf? XD

Me: okay... imagine Harry Potter...

Me: and Cedric

Shibbeh: ...

Shibbeh: whao

Me: i know

Shibbeh: WHAOOO

Shibbeh: O.O

Me: O.O

Me:those two are going at it like rabbits

Shibbeh: like two rabbits ON VIAGRA

Shibbeh: Momiji has taught them well

Shibbeh: dude.. have you ever heard the cow song?

Shibbeh: and the cow--remix song

Me: no...

Shibbeh: You don't know the meaning of life, dude.

Me: there's a party in my pants

Me: Il y a une partie dans mon pantalon

Shibbeh: o.o duudee

Me: duuudddeee

Shibbeh: that is gangsturrr

Me: (talking about the anime, Loveless) kitty boy that wears leather and chains... kinky

Shibbeh: sounds like your kinda guy

Me: (laughs ass off)

Shibbeh: (sings) My moo-shake brings all the boys to the yardd..

Shibbeh: Wait.. cats like milk, right?

Shibbeh: And cows are the #1 source of milk..

Me: yeah

Shibbeh: I rest my case.

(referring to our favourite fandom pair, Haru and Kyo)

Shibbeh: If you erin and I and like.. yuki kyo and haru... id share a room with them.

Shibbeh: dang, id share a bed.

Shibbeh: or a pair of pants

Shibbeh: or undergarments, if im really happy.

Me: I'd share with Kyo.

Shibbeh: Naturally.

Me: (coughs) how bout a nice, small, cozy single bed...

Shibbeh: ...sleeppinggg baggg of lust

Me: (talking about Bleach episode) Ichigo + clothes - Clothes teh god

Shibbeh: Oh my... O.O

Me: and they show EVERYTHING but.. he's slinky is gone. Oh where oh where are you Ichigo's slinky?

Shibbeh: Slinky, eh? It bounces around quite often,does it? I see..

Shibbeh: He's flat-crotched, just like how Akito's flat-chested.

Me: (laughs ass off)

Shibbeh: I'd like a moment of silence to mourn the loss of the sexy slinky we never knew.

Erin: YUKI!! + ME!! + PANTS!! + UNDERWEAR? 0.0? EQUALS SEX! and GOOD TIMES. raises eyebrows..with a remainder of 1 sleeping bag of lust!! dances around wheeee i just love math! swims away

Shibbeh: Mah love for you is so great, I'd declare you the Head of State

Shibbeh: If I was into politics

Shibbeh: San-chan... your feline sessuality will be the death of me

Me: I love you too Shibbs

Shibbeh: I wonder what the Head of State actually does...

Me: No clue...

Shibbeh: I'll wiki it

Shibbeh: The Queen is a Head of State.

Shibbeh: What a Communist.

Me: E's Otherwise has hot guys in it...

Shibbeh: Whoaaa

Me: Gonna go watch it

Shibbeh: pfft fine

Shibbeh: LEAVE ME FOR THE HOT, STEAMING MEN

Me: nothing is as hot as you are

Shibbeh: I don’t wannnnaa looseee my viirgiinniittyy to the trreesss...

Shibbeh: man

Shibbeh: were SO in SYNC

Shibbeh: WE'RE LIKE A BOY BAND

Shibbeh: WITH BOOBS

Shibbeh: ROLLED INTO ONE

Me: Great minds think alike?

Shibbeh: Damn straight

Shibbeh: I shall sing to you

Shibbeh: to make you feel better

Shibbeh: Ahem.

Shibbeh: Dear, San-chan, mon cherie, I believe you are the perfect girl for me

Shibbeh: With your humour and big smile, Nothing is as blasphemous as bile

Shibbeh: You like Tarkan, and manga and Kyo. Not so sure about Tupac and his 'fro

Shibbeh: Now that you have moved, we are so sad, For all we can hold onto is the dreams, and memories and hopes we had

Shibbeh: The End.

Shibbeh: I need o take a pic of Stevens behind for you

Shibbeh: i know you have a collection

Me: HOW DID U KNOW?

Shibbeh: Well, you see.

Shibbeh: I'm shibbeh; god of seks.

Shibbeh: and your bed HAS been owned by me at any given time

Shibbeh: so, therefore, i know.

Shibbeh: I KNOW.

Me: I have a temporary guest staying at my house

Shibbeh: Whom is this guest?

Me: an orange kitty

Me: my brother's friend thought it was are cat but it isn't and we don't know who's it is so we're keeping it until someone claims it

Me: right now its sleeping in the litterbox... whatever floats her boat

Shibbeh: is your kitty a hobo?

Shibbeh: does she hate hobo stories to tell us all?

Shibbeh: We should learn from her bonfire ways.

Me: sry about signing off earlier... the power went out

Me: i was getting frustrated cuz it came back on and i tried to sign in but msn wasn't working and i tried twice and i gave up

Shibbeh: Gah. That is teh sux.

Me: yeah. do anything exciting while i was gone?

Shibbeh: I had sex with 5 hot boys.

Shibbeh: Umm... we videotaped it.

Me: WITHOUT ME?

Shibbeh: But then one of them peed on it cause he was drunk as fuck.

Shibbeh: Which is what we did 5 min later

Me: oh shibbeh

Me: how was the parteh? (halloween get-together)

Shibbeh: haha it was goooooddd

Shibbeh: 60 worth of candy from Bulkbarn

Shibbeh: and... I'm in charge of it right now..

Shibbeh: so its like... beside me...

Shibbeh: and.. i want to EAT IT ALL.

Me: control the urges

Shibbeh: But the urges are sexy beings.

Shibbeh: So whatcha up to?

Me: Not much, just on Gaia.

Me: I need gold... I should whore myself out.

Shibbeh: SAN-CHAN IS GREATER THAN MY PANTS RIGHTOFFOFME.

Shibbeh: You seem to be about as straight as a heart shaped arrow.

Shibbeh: Does my being half naked bother you? Yes, it does... I'd rather if you were in your birthday suit, young man D