Author: BigKidatHeart PM
These are parodies that happen while i was stlll attending RV or at G. please read and review. thank youRated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Updated: 08-21-10 - Published: 05-22-08 - id: 2520876
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We just can't wait to leave G by Disneyluver
Summary: this is a parody of the disneymania version of "I just can't wait to be king" from Disney's The Lion King. I wrote this parody all by my-
Louise (smacks her): Dingbat! We wrote it together
Oww. What did do that for, Weezy?
Louise (smacks her head with a large mallet between words, like Mrs. Figg does to Mundungus in Order of the Phoenix): Don't... Call.. Me... Weezy.…or …I … will Pummel… you...flat …and … Kick... your . butt !!
(Numerous lumps the size of apples appear on her head where Louise's mallet hit) no need to get your knickers in a twist. Okay so I didn't write myself. Louise, my friend fellow G (RV's post secondary program ) graduate helped write it with me
Louise: thank you (walks away)
(Rubs her head) to quote Jim Carrey from How the Grinch Stole Christmas: OWWWWWWIE. that's gonna leave a mark. Anyways, where was i? It takes place when we were about to leave G in June 2006. This spoof includes 2006 G Grads, 2005 G grads and non-grads. Grads' lines are in bold. Names have been switched to protect people's privacy. Please read and review. thanks
G grads: Come on! Let's celebrate!
Daryl: you said it!
Rachel: Just beyond the campus boundaries
Adam: A few days down the line
Jackie: The coveted G diploma
Louise: is gonna be mine (high fives Disneyluver)
Ben: We'll be totally respected
Kami: From the teachers to Team 1B
Disneyluver: They'll all be lining up
Chrissy: yeah right (Disneyluver ignores her)
Disneyluver: To get advice from me!
Adam : It's gonna be an awesome jubilee (all the grads cheer)
Lee: Oh, we just can't wait to leave G
Caitlin: We're gonna be the greatest class
Parker: So independent living programs beware
Jeff: We've patiently waited all this time
Disneyluver: All we need is a bit more hair ( yanks a handful of Derek's hair out)
Sam: we're gonna be the main event
Karen: Like no class before
Jasmine: We're brushing up on our pomping (G grads groan)
Ingrid: Ha ha!
Elizabeth: have fun at grad practice!
Naomi: sucks to be you !
Chrissy: nyah, nayh. We don't have to suffer (G grads curse under their breath)
Louise: let's see how they like it next year
Laurie: I'll be dashing out the door
Seth: Every one will be full o' envy
Erin: rub it in why don't you? (G grads stick out their tongues and give her raspberries)
Orion: Oh, we just can't wait to leave G
Willow: No staff sayin' do this
Carrie: No staff telling us to be there
Amber: No staff saying do that
Lee: No staff saying see here
Andy: Free to plan out our day
Derek: Free to do things our way
G Grads: We want to leave G
Clair(under her breath): I wish I could too
Ken: No staff saying do this
Nancy: No staff telling us to be there
Rachel: No staff saying do that
Sam: No staff saying see here
Robbie: Free to plan out our day
Nicky: Free to do things our way (kisses robbie)
Chrissy: oh, come on! That's no fair!
Louise: The time has come
Karen : As our staff have said
Daryl: To talk of the graduation to come
G Grads: yuck
Caitlin: this is totally true
G grads: What a load of Sh-(sees staff looking at them) shitake mushroom
Elizabeth: Ha ha! You nearly cursed in front of the staff
Disneyluver: yeah, but we get to call them by there first names soon
Chrissy and Elizabeth: Grrr, you suck
Disneyluver: and how is that news to me?
Robert: I'd rather stick to talkin' bout my freedom
Phil: It's easy to be a graduate
Parker: If you already think you're fine
Cain: It isn't just my left
Jeff: Even our right will be divine
Disneyluver: We can hardly wait til Mrs. B says "I now pronounce you alumni of RV". Oh, we just can't wait to leave G
Phil: We just can't wait to leave G.
Chloe: Oh oh..
Louise: We just can't wait to leave G
Jackie: Freedom at last!
G grads: HECK YEAH! (G grads jump into the air like the image on the "High school musical 3" poster)