I don't like to work, but I love to be done;

I don't like to play but I love to have fun;

I don't like to talk, but I love having things said;

I don't like to eat, but I love being fed;

I don't like the light, but I love the sun;

I don't like having nothing, but I love having none;

I don't like to read, but I love having read;

I don't like to bleed, but I love seeing red;

I don't like to spin, but I love having spun;

I don't like to win, but I love having won.

In the same way as all these things I have said,

I don't want to die, I just want to be dead.