I give advice

On head lice

As I go to pick up on

Newer vices

Of their own devices

And to what

Does it go for?

I break through

The reservoir

And I feel free

Loosely woven chemicals

I talk about inedibles

While sipping on a Red Bull

In decibels

But oh well

I listen

And that makes me qualified.

It’s all they use and

All I’m good for.