(This article was made to prove that stealing someone’s girlfriend is not morally wrong…)

(This article was made to prove that stealing someone’s girlfriend is not morally wrong…)

Stealing someone’s girlfriend, Part I

Recently, I realized something. Stealing someone’s girlfriend is NOT morally wrong.

Shocking, isn’t it? Well, I’ll go on to explain that in time (in case you ever forget)

Firstly, in the Bible it’s ‘thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife’. Now this in modern terms would mean, duh, you don’t STEAL or ATTEMPT TO STEAL someone else’s wife. Someone else, specifically, is anywhere from the lowest life form of an enemy to a stranger to your closest friend. Savvy? However. Specifically, the word wife doesn’t exactly have a lot of different meanings. Wife simply means wife (The original meaning of “wife” as simply “woman” but its kind of obvious in this case that a wife is a married woman after the wedding, during her marriage, otherwise people would go around stealing other people’s wives without any guilt )

A-Buh (which means duh), stealing someone’s girlfriend or crush is like a horrible act of betrayal, but what’s interesting to note is that this is only applicable to people who you care about and who care about you! Plus, being ‘attached’ doesn’t mean that ‘she is mine’. It does not equal to ‘she’s taken…permanently’, contrary to popular belief. As long as you are not bound by a ring, you’re basically always available. Besides, girls aren’t exactly a piece of meat. Guys shouldn’t be treating them like their property (and the number of guys who do that…ugh!)

Now you look at someone like me. I’ve been single for over a year, and honestly speaking, it surprised me as well. I mean, I’m not super attractive or anything, but I’ve had my fair share of on and off relationships…as well as crazy stalkers…and psycho lesbians…shudders…well never mind. The point is, I mean…random stuff like that can even cause a girl to ask me out when she just freaking met me! (I’m trying NOT to sound ungrateful here) It’s not that I mind a whole lot, it’s just that…

How, exactly do these girls at our age define what they want? (I’m sixteen, so duh, I mean teenagers) Seriously. How can they be satisfied with for second best (or not good at all)-someone who doesn’t even love you (you can’t love someone you don’t know) or someone who doesn’t love you the way you love them….and maybe even dating the girl out of sympathy? Guilt, even?

If a girl at this age can settle for that, she surely can’t actually define what she actually wants? Therefore, who’s to say she should be attached to someone when she doesn’t know the meaning of love, and doesn’t understand the meaning of love-thus isn’t the relationship non-existent before it began (in other words, it won’t last)?

That’s where you come in.

See, you KNOW you’re looking for love. And you’re in a situation where you’re tempted to steal someone’s girlfriend (or you’re just interested in the crap I have to say). Whether it’s the bastard who stole her first, or whether it’s because she’s so insanely hot you just can’t get her out of your head at night, you know you want to do it. Hell, you know you CAN. You think you can be a better lover than that guy? You know you can be a better lover than that guy?

The point that I’m trying to emphasize is this; if you steal someone’s girlfriend, the world isn’t exactly going to condemn you. Hell, they’ve done much worse things. And if you really want this girl, then no one’s going to stop you, are they.

Current valid reasons for stealing other people’s girlfriends

-the guy is a bastard (abusive, possessive, obsessive, all of the listed)

-you like the girl way more than you value your relationship with the guy

-the girl’s relationship with the guy is unjustified, he doesn’t actually love her or she doesn’t actually love him, plus you like her, hence stealing her would sort of be saving her from a painful relationship

-you think that you’ll make a better boyfriend than this guy could ever be

End of Part 1

(Before you start thinking I’m scum, read Part 2)