(…but it’s painfully useless

(…but it’s painfully useless.)

Stealing someone’s girlfriend, Part II (morals)

Recently, I realized something. Stealing someone’s girlfriend is useless!

Shocking, isn’t it? Well, I’m going to explain that in time (in case you ever forget)

Firstly, the repercussions it will have on the people who know you will be disastrous, to say in the least! Sure, society won’t condemn you, but nobody cares about society! How can you live with everyone you know thinking that you’re scum?! Oh, and they will HATE the girl like crazy for ‘causing’ their son to be such a low down scumbag. The guy will obviously hate you too, much worse if he’s a friend of yours…I mean, what are the chances that your friend is scum? Unless he really is scum, which is very improbable, stealing his girlfriend makes you as scum as he is. (This eliminates reason no.1)

A-BUH, stealing someone’s girlfriend IS a horrible act of betrayal, and it betrays not just the guy you stole the girl from, but your family and friends who trusted you not to resort to such means to get the girl of your choice. Besides, the fact that she was his girlfriend meant that the guilt/sympathy was enough to overcome the primary faults of this guy, which also makes reason no.1 quite unlikely.

More importantly, how can you possibly love a girl who left her boyfriend to be with you? Who’s to say that she’s not going to leave you for someone else? You can’t answer that, simply because there isn’t an answer. If this girl treats relationships like that, you should never be able to value your relationship with her! Above anything, she’s probably going to break your heart. Thus, you can’t POSSIBLY value that kind of relationship with her, which eliminates reason no.2 and 3.

Now you look at me. Because of my erratic relationships, I have a lot of guy enemies, especially gangsters and the like. Some of their girlfriends are seriously HOT, and they’re so slutty that dressing them up in a bunny outfit won’t do them justice. Now I don’t LIKE these guys at all, and they’re girlfriends (who obviously aren’t exactly the most faithful) are so hot. Technically, nothing to lose right?

WRONG.

Contrary to popular belief, even sluts actually have feelings (their sensitivity could even be what caused them to turn out so horribly in the first place) and chances are, when they know you clearly don’t love them, they will be seriously emotionally hurt, but more importantly, their new boyfriends and old ones might just wanna put some dirt in your eye (in other words, ouch!). I haven’t even gotten to No.2 where the psycho ex-boyfriend comes after you with his mass chainsaw…shivers (this eliminates reason no.4, because simply speaking; you can’t be a better boyfriend if he is if you’re DEAD)

The point I’m trying to emphasize is this. If you steal someone’s girlfriend, the people who love you ARE going to care. They’ll have expected you to do better things. Like waiting, and cherishing true love. And while no one’s going to really stop you, would you ever really know if you could have stopped yourself?

Current valid reasons for stealing other people’s girlfriends

-none.

Hey, my name’s Luke Ho. I’m sixteen, and I’m graduating from New Town Secondary School this year.

Um. I wrote this ‘article’ under some sort of pretext…the first one I wrote during a real situation where there was this guy I didn’t like and I really liked his girlfriend. We would have a few flirty moments I guess, and I tried to justify myself if I ever tried to steal his girlfriend, but I’m just not that kind of guy. So even though I wrote out a lot of crap in the first part, I don’t actually mean it.

I wrote the second ‘Part II Morals’ after I reminisced the whole situation, and while I was joking about a lot of things, its true…I don’t see how you can love someone who would leave their relationship for another one. That kind of girl obviously isn’t committed to anything, or doesn’t know what love really is. I can’t claim to be an expert on love, but I know what love really is.

Anyway, what I meant to say is that I expect mixed reactions to these articles…I hope the title would have caught some attention and I don’t know how many people will respond to this. If you’re angry about what I said in the first chapter, or irritated or satisfied with the second, even if you learned something new, then my job is done. )

I’ll be writing a part 3-‘stealing someone’s girlfriend…by accident’. This would be for guys who caused someone’s girlfriend to fall in love with you by accident. Perhaps because you were caring, or around when the guy was not, or because she cries on your shoulder when her boyfriend makes her cry? Whatever it is, Part 3 is about how to deal with something like that. I’ll be updating it based on how fast and numerous reviews are, though, so review, k?

Thanks.

Luke Ho

PS: Advice is welcome.