What's Wrong With You?

I worry a lot.
I cry when I'm upset.
I snap at the slightest irritation.
Who would like that?

I weigh more then I should.
My hair frizzes.
I don't own makeup.
Sounds undesirable right?

I laugh when people fall.
I don't always hold elevators.
I have road rage.
Shouldn't women be ladies?

No one wants someone emotional
That looks like shit
And is full of undignified rage.
So why in the hell do you want me?