Title inspired by some guy I know.
He always says "srsly?" (in several different forms) on gTalk.
You've got to be kidding me, Richard.
Happy birthday, biotch.

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a big blank
electronically generated
white page
with fake black
ink
easily manipulated;
new pages
appearing as if by
some form of magic:
you've got to be kidding me.
i can't write on this.