|Reasons I Love Being Female
Author: mate.feed.kill.repeat PM
10 Reasons to LOVE being a woman!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 06-09-08 - Status: Complete - id: 2529685
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Reasons I love being female:
1. I can bleed upwards five days without dying. Hell, I don't even pass out or get dehydrated.
2. I have stunning abs. And I feel it every twenty-seven days or so.
3. I'm pretty much addicted to Advil. Just ask my abs!
4. Chocolate and caffeine give me headaches.
5. I retain water amazingly well.
6. Pheromones are my friend.
7. I crave french fries.
8. Getting pregnant is sounding pretty good right now. I mean, Jesus, nine missed periods? Sounds amazing to me.
10. I don't care what you say, PMS is a damn good excuse.
a/n: No, I'm not going to go out and get pregnant just to miss out on a few periods. But birth control on the other hand sounds rather enticing right now. As do some fries.