How to save the damsel in distress in 10 steps

Girls dream about the moment when Prince Charming will appear in their lives and save then from the horrible monster. The only problem is that the Prince doesn’t always know how to save them. But fear not! I’m here to help.

Save the girl of your dreams in 10 steps

1. Wake up and tell your reflection in the mirror that you can do it;

2. Bite your nails because you’re scared;

3. Realize that you don’t have a white horse, so you better get one;

4. On your way stop and get a sword that probably wont even cut butter

5. Put on your shinning armor;

6. Find a princess to save in the phone book (forget about all the ones that already have charming as a last name);

7. Ride your horse to the tower where she’s hidden, let the valet park it, and start climbing, being incredibly brave or stupid;

8. Tell the princess to lay down before you burst in;

9. Check your breath and kiss her;

10. Think about how you’re going to get back down. You’re on your own now, mattey.