Ok this is something I literally wrote at 11:30 at night, so not sure if it's any good! Give it a chance - please? - and R&R and I'll love you!! enjoy SAJM

Boy boy go away

I’m sick of talking to you today

You follow me like a puppy dog

But this is what you don’t realize: you’re about to get squished like a frog

You go up and down

Either giving me a huge wide smile or a wicked frown

You mood is never the same

Sometimes you act like this is all a game

It’s as if you have no shame

Well, I could go on, but let’s move to the topic of your fame

I’ll put it as nicely as I can

I know how it is with you macho men

But bluntly I must speak my mind

There are some things we really need to find

You are slacking in many ways

It’s time to wake you from your daze

I know it’s mean to say

But you said be honest, so hey

You’re truly a little lame

These people you like; oh I won’t mention names

No worse have I seen

And that’s coming from someone who’s pretty mean!

Your music; there is none sappier

And, if you’ve noticed, it doesn’t make anyone happier

You sit on the computer all day

Never even taking the time to go outside and play

When you try to cook I’m amazed you don’t burn down your house

Like I said, you’re a little bit of a louse

Taco shells and chicken – all alike you burn

It seems as if you never will learn

Oh, you’re pretentious ways are ever so annoying

And with my emotions you should know not to go toying

The list goes on in my head

Writing these things while lying on my bed

But, because my eyes are tired

I’ll bring this story to an end

For now, my friend.