Not In Kansas Anymore

Something’s gone wrong

With this crazy TV show

The scripts all sound the same

And my lines I don’t know

The sun’s too bright

The scarecrow has failed

And my yellow brick road

Is all cracked and pale

My ruby red slippers

Are cheap plastic fakes’

And the witch is coming

To take my place

Glinda’s a bitch

Who wants to see me dead

And those flying monkeys

All want my head

Grass isn’t greener

On the other side

Its all white and

I can’t seem to hide

Tin man’s rusty

The lion's a tame cat

My fairytale ending

Has just gone flat

No matter how many times

I click my heels

Home is lost

And I just can’t feel

It’s not what I thought of

Everything’s a bore

I’m sorry dear Toto

We’re not in Kansas any more