Gabby and Kara sat in Emory’s apartment as bored as they could be. Gabby grabbed the phone and called Lure. She begged him to come over and he finally said ‘fine.’ Kara looked at the sky. “You did good alter ego, you did good.” and walked to greet Lure, who magically appeared at the doorway. Gabby did a fangirl squeal that made Lure flinch. Kara looked evilly at him.

Lure pointed to her. “Is she alright?” He asked emotionless. Gabby shook her head. Lure let out a small sigh. “Didn’t think so.” He walked into Emory’s apartment. “Pretty ritzy. Where am I?” He asked.

Gabby smiled. “Why, Lure dear, you’re in my brother, Emory’s apartment.” She looked up at the sky. “Are you watching alter ego? Are you proud?” she gave the roof a thumbs up, which left Lure shuddering. Kara pouted.

“Have you seen Nicky?” Kara asked full of hope.

Gabby shook her head. “He went to do a story he was originally supposed to be in. It was an earlier chapter.” Kara nodded. Emory came in giving Lure a noogie. Lure was not amused.

“Hello guys! How are you?” He yelled picking Kara up by the hips. Kara demanded to be put down. “Nope! Sorry Kara, no can do!” He said know swinging her around.

Lure sighed. “WWNS?” He asked. Gabby looked confused. Lure rolled his eyes and punched Gabby’s shoulder lightly. “Silly Gabby, it means ‘What would Nick say?’!” He laughed as Kara gave him a freaked out look.

“My Nicky would be yelling at the fair Emory telling to (U off and to be (& in calm.” Everyone stared at her. “What the (# are you & ers looking at?” Kara’s eyes twitched. “I don’t think I like the writer anymore!” Emory chuckled.

Lure spoke up. “I don’t think anyone does really.” He said, getting zap by a magic flying toaster. He growled. “Especially not me.” Gabby snickered.

“I will worship the almighty toaster.” She said sarcastically.

The toaster was not amused. “You do not use sarcasm, alter ego!” Gabby gasped. Kara started to put some toast in the toaster, but it rejected it and started floating. “How dare you awake the almighty writers slumber!?” The voice boomed. Everyone stepped back.

“(YAAAWWWNNN) H-huh? A-abby? What’re you doing here?! As a toaster?” The voice from above asked. Everyone gathered together nervously.

The toaster huffed. “Well EXCUUUUUUUSE me for wanting to meet these guys! And I couldn’t come in human form!” She yelled.

The voice sighed. “But why a toaster?” \

The toaster cackled. “Because, I shall make sure no body is able to toast their toast!” it cackled once again while floating back up into the heavens… actually, more like the ceiling. Gabby screamed.

“Holy bologna my alter ego is a toaster?!” Gabby spat.

Kara smirked. “More like your Alter EGGO!” She fell to the ground laughing.

“Not funny Karesy.” Gabby said angrily.

Emory smiled. “Soooooo… Lure, what do you find in my fair sister?” He asked.

Lure shrugged his shoulders. “I don’t really know anymore.” he said now shaking his head. Emory giggled a school girl giggle.

Gabby laughed.

Kara snorted.

Lure went to candy mountain.

Somewhere a boy named Black Star sneezed.

Somewhere else a girl named Elizabeth sneezed.

Forrest continued to run.

Ginny smiled a large, creepy smile.

Lure was not amused. “Is that the new intermission?” He asked.

Kara frowned. “No, the author wants more words in this story than the last. She’s pretty desperate.” Lure looked at word count. Kara sighed. “She’s not even close.” Emory gasped and started to cry.

‘We’ll we right back with more ‘Days ouf our lives’ in just a moment.’ The T.V. boomed Emory looked at Gabby who smiled nervously. “I’m sorry Em, I just needed to see what Sammy said to Luis!” She whined. Emory clicked the T.V. off.

“You never know, that could be someone else’s alter ego.” they heard a bang at the door. Lure got up and answered it to see a boy and a girl.

The girl opened her mouth. “I am Rake Hole.” She announced.

“And I am Marc!” The boy exclaimed randomly hugginh Lure.

Emory rolled his eyes. “Are you two even important characters?” He asked.

“Not at all fair friend! I am merely here to my a filler character!” Rake Hole yelled. Gabby and Kara groaned as Marc started gnawing on Lure’s arm. Lure pet him.

“He’s kind of cute. Gabby can he be my pet? PLLEEEASSSEE?” He begged.

“Are you going to feed him?” Gabby asked. Lure nodded. Gabby sighed. “I suppose so…”

“YEEEEEESSSS!” Lure cheered giving his new pet some pizza. Marc ate it happily as Lure hummed it the tune of ‘The Way I are’. Marc purred.

“Well, I do say, this is getting quite awkward.” Rake Hole pointed out.

Kara, Gabby and Emory sighed. “You don’t know the half of it.” They said in unison.

Emory looked around nervously. “What happened to the long paragraphs?” He asked nervously. He started to chew his fingernails and looked up at the ceiling, which had a few hanging lamps on it. Emory started crying, his tears falling from his face onto the carpet. Lure played with Marc as he looked at Emory sadly. Gabby and Kara started watching ‘Days of our Lives’. Emory looked towards the light. “My prayers have been answered.” He said. “There is a god.”

Kara sighed. “Is this madness for the longer paragraphs? Is it worth it? Is it?” Kara said sadly, as Gabby literally tried to glue herself to the Television, as Rake Hole was talking to the small washing ,machine, and yelling at it when it didn’t answer her. Kara rolled her eyes. “This is madness!” She yelled angrily, her face turning a deep, scarlet red as she threw her fists angrily in the air.

Lure shook his head. He cooed to his new pet Marc. “If this is the Author’s strange idea of entertainment, I don’t know if I would want to meet her.” He said. Marc leaned against him and gave him a big hug. “I love you Marcy boy.” Lure purred. Marc purred back.

And then the large paragraphs ended.

Emory gasped. “I hate you Almighty Authoress!” He yelled angrily. Everyone chuckled.

“I Do say, I believe that this ‘Almighty Authoress’ is writing this crack story.” Rake Hole said surprised.

Marc snickered. “I wonder if my alter ego, with the totally freakin awesome hair is watching?” Lure cooed in his ear.

Gabby snorted. “Doubt it.” she looked at word check. Gabby threw her fists in the air. Everyone gathered in a circle.

“We beat the word count for last chapter!” And proceeded to dance, Lure dancing with Marc.

Story 5 The End