I have no idea where this came from...

Kitty kitty on my bed

I hope you don’t fall upon your head.

With your tail atwitch

You reach for an itch.

And as you tumble

I hear a rumble.

As you plop to the floor

I realize that it was just my dog’s snore.

As you shake I begin to quake.

And all the world laughs at my

Kitty kitty who fell

Off the bed while

Trying to itch…