So… (yes this story starts like many before it.) once upon a long and dreary road. In the very, very far future (3 thousand years to be exact.) Sat Todd- in his natural habitat, the beach. But of course like we all know will happen. The beach is not as it is in the current day. The water wasn’t the same, it was a deep gurgling purple. (from the pollution) Fish didn’t even swim in it anymore. They had all evolved to walk on land, or died. He didn’t have to fear the sun anymore. Because in order to save the planet the government had set up a major shield to replace the ozone layer, so instead of sunlight coming from the sky there were big lights (like the ones in present day Walmart)

“Todd!” He looked away from the gray sand. (Yes, all sand fossilized and turned gray) bounding towards him was Gabby carrying a metal box. This really intrigued him since all metal had been declared illegal after the 26th world war. (The aluminum vipers’ one)

“Dude! Where’d you find that?” He exclaimed grabbing the metal contraption from her.

“…around, and jinik” (the new ‘god’ as of 2000 years prior) “No one says dude anymore, that’s soo deefo” (deefo was the way they said lame)

She grabbed the box away, sitting on it. “And it’s not yours, it’s mine.” She stuck her tongue at him.

“What is it?”

“A box… duh” Even after 3040 years Todd was not the most full Oreo out there.

She turned around, hiding his eager view of their specimen. Suddenly she jumped up. “Eureka!” she sat back on the box, holding something behind her back. He tried to read her mind to see what it was but she was having none of that, she was adding double digits. (a feat that made Todd’s mind hurt)

She whipped her hands in front of her. “Here.” He gasped, not believing his own purple eyes.

“A b-bu-butterfly.” It was dried and dead. (as were all butterflies, they went extinct after the 44th world war (a.k.a. world war frootloopination, poor little things didn’t stand a chance…)

“And I have a plan!” She quickly filled him in, which wasn’t that hard since he could just read her mind before she said it.

They quickly ran to their ‘home’. Since they had had 3 thousand years they had all become super rocket scientists (like a rocket scientist, but super) they also could speak every language ever made up. Including Chimp.

After 3 days, 4 burnt buildings, and a whole tube of toothpaste they were done. They joyously ran to tell Gavin and Anna.

Anna smiled and called it cute. She didn’t really care about much these days…except Gavin…naked.

On contrary when Gavin saw it he scowled.

“I hate these things” in one foul swoop he squished it between his hands.

“Noooo!” Todd and Gabby yelled in unision.

The End

Bwahahahaha gavin’s the bad guy. : ) these characters are from Intricatly Intertwined by alabaster eyes(and i have permission to use them... i think... haha) i know this really makes no sense but if you read her story it would make complete sense...so i suggest going and reading it!