This falls under the category of my "humor" poems. Hopefully you enjoy and laugh. It's suppose to be really silly and cute. :) The only problem with it is that it might not flow as well as my other rhyme poems. Please review if you liked it or if you have any constructive criticism to give.

The Stupid Kiddie Poem:

They pick their nose.

They're grubby and unsanitary.

Eating dirt and licking their toes.

There's always junk in their bags they carry.

They pee their pants.

They have temper tantrums and whine.

Sitting in sandboxes and eating live ants.

Whatever you have they always yell, "Mine!"

They color all over the walls and floors.

Throwing mud at faces and thinking it's funny.

They always refuse to do their chores.

They never stop like the energizer bunny.

They always suck their thumbs.

They having missing teeth and underwear.

Flashing their little white bums.

They run around completely bare.

Biting their nails and chewing their hair.

They eat bottles of glue.

They make messes everywhere.

Always having to go poo.

Fingers are dirty and mouth full of drool.

They play with their food.

They never abide by any rule.

Crawling everywhere nude.

But, they are just little cuties.

That is, when they want to be.

Adorable little kiddies,

But when they are fast asleep only.