Adventures of Blonde Guy (BG1) and the Brunette (BN)

This is a series, very short, and it was made out of pure boredom. :)

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Appearances by Blonde Guy 2 (BG2) and Sunglasses (SG)

Minor Appearance by Turkey

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Blonde guy stares at turkey. Turkey looks up at Blonde guy.

"Gobble, gobble..." Blonde guy narrows eyes at Turkey. The Turkey gobbled at him. How dare it.

"Don't 'gobble gobble' me." The Turkey has no idea what the Blonde guy is saying.

"Gobble, gobble." Blonde guy huffs at the Turkey.

"Quit ‘gobble gobbling’ me; I know you can do more than just gobble." The Turkey spins around in a circle and the Blonde guy smiles.

"Gobble, gobble." Blonde guy's smile drops.

"You're extremely frustrating." Brunette walks up next to Blonde Guy. Brunette gives Blonde Guy a quizzical look.

"Why are you talking to a turkey?" Blonde Guy looks at Brunette.

"He won't stop gobbling at me." Blonde Guy points to Turkey. Turkey stretches neck out to look at Brunette.

"Gobble, gobble." The Turkey is clueless. He has no brain. Literally...just kidding.

"You're a moron." The Brunette said to the Blonde Guy, and rolled her eyes.

"He's mocking me! I tell him NOT to gobble and he gobbles." Blonde Guy is naturally smart (ha), but he has his highly stupid moments. Like now.

"You really amaze me with your moments. I mean...you're smart, but you're an idiot. A complete and utter idiot. Why are we at a farm again?" Blonde Guy looks up at Brunette with a hurt look in his blue eyes.

"Because I wanted to see the turkeys...I'm not a complete and utter idiot." The Turkey walks, waddles, whatever it does...away.

"Gobble, gobble." Blonde guy turned to Turkey, and then he turned back to the Brunette.

"You made the turkey go away."

"You idiot, it went away by itself." Blonde Guy 2 appears, walking up to the Brunette.

"What'd he do now?" Brunette looks at Blonde Guy 2.

"He was telling a turkey not to gobble."

"Nothing..." Blonde Guy 1 had said at the same time that the Brunette had said what she had said. Blonde Guy 2 shakes his head.

"The turkey doesn't understand 'don’t gobble.’" Blonde Guy 1 made a face at Blonde Guy 2.

"Shut up." Blonde Guy 1.

"No..." Blonde Guy 2. Brunette rolled her eyes at them.

They're such morons. She thought as she looked at them. Sunglasses soon appeared and put his arm over Brunette's shoulder. Brunette looked up at Sunglasses.

"What are they arguing about now?"

"BG1 told BG2 to shut up. BG2 said no. BG2 had told BG1 before hand that turkeys don't understand 'don't gobble,' BG1 was telling the turkey not to gobble, gobble at him." Brunette shrugged. "Their usual antics."

"Ah...Having fun?" Brunette shrugged again.

"I guess so." Sunglasses ruffled her hair. Brunette made a face.

"What was that for?" Sunglasses grinned at her.

"Cause you're short and I can." Brunette made another face, pursing her lips at him.

"Dufus."

"That's your name for me...remember?" Blonde Guy 1 adds to the conversation. Brunette scrunched up her nose.

"Bigger Dufus."

"What am I?" Blonde Guy 2 asks.

"Um...Dufusy Dufus?" Brunette replied.

"Mmmk...” Sunglasses laughed.

"Dufus...Bigger Dufus...Dufusy Dufus. You have weird names for us, Brunette." Brunette grinned cheesily.

"I like Dufusy Dufus the best." Blonde Guy 1 pouts.

"Hey..." Brunette smiles at Blonde Guy 1.

"Hi." Blonde Guy 1 makes a face.

"I was referring to the name. Not the person, ya Big Dufus."

"You don't like me?" Blonde Guy 2 asked.

"Brian, AJ, Shae!" Blonde Guy 1 is ignored. Blonde Guy 2 pouts at Brunette.

What's with the damn pouting? "I love you...” Blonde Guy 2 smiles brightly.

"Guys!" Sunglasses laughs. Blonde Guy 1 is still being ignored.

"You're making your boyfriend jealous."

"Hello! People! Brian, AJ, Shae!" Blonde Guy 1 shouted again, but was still ignored.

"I love him more. What's the big deal?" Brunette said referring to Blonde Guy 1.

Brunette, Blonde Guy 2, and Sunglasses finally look at Blonde Guy 1. Blonde Guy 1 noticing he finally had their attention stopped shouting their names. Blonde Guy 1 waited for a moment, and then...

"Gobble, gobble."