Lunchlady, oh Lunchlady,

Lunchlady, oh Lunchlady,

Why is it so,

You won’t break change?

You have the dough!

“I just need fifteen cents,”

I earnestly plea.

“All I want is some candy!”

.

“No” you rebuff,

All stern and commanding.

“I always say no,

So stop your demanding!”

“I just need fifteen cents,”

I earnestly plea.

“All I want is some candy!”

.

“Every day you come and I say no,

When will you get it through your head?

I never make change, and I never will,

So go bug someone else instead!”

“I just need fifteen cents,”

I earnestly plea.

“All I want is some candy!”

.

“I’m sorry that I never remember

To bring enough change, really, no really!

Why will you never give change for a dollar?

Why do treat me so meanly?!

I just need fifteen cents,”

I earnestly plea.

“All I want is some candy!”

.

“No one ever made change for me,

So I won’t ever make change for you.

So forget your candy and eat some carrots

I said, go, go on! GET! SHOO!”

“I just need fifteen–”

“SHOO!”

“…fooey.”