Author: Kyllorac PM
A Lady Warrior asks for advice from a Healer on how to deal with a particular man. Rated for language.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 08-11-08 - id: 2557760
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Kelana, can I talk to you?
Yes, yes, I can see you're busy with some patients.
No, no, there's no need to rush. I can wait... I'll just sit over here until you're finished...
Hm? What's the matter? Oh, it's just... Did you ever have one of those days when it seems like everyone is out to make you miserable?
... What's that look for?
Oh, well, anyways, Terren's been annoying me to no end. Just earlier today, he tracked me down while I was practicing with my daggers, and he stood there the entire time making snide remarks on my form and speed and everything and --
What did I do? Well, I punched him dead on the nose, of course!
You look shocked. Why is that?
I was supposed to slap him? Why?
It's not proper for a woman to punch people...? That's it?! The only reason? But I'm a warrior! And what am I supposed to do when I'm angry enough to kill? Give the person a slap on the wrist?
You're joking, right? I'm not supposed to be able to get angry enough to kill?! What the hell?! I'll punish whomever I damn well please however I damn well please, thank you very much! And you can't seriously expect me to just stand around in the middle of battle and not kill people!
I don't care that it isn't "feminine!"
You can't --
He's such --
Fine... I'll slap him next time...
...with my gauntlet on.