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Mardi Gras in a Drunk Man’s Perspective

Dude, I’m so stoked about hittin the streets for Phat Tuesday!

Babes, booze, beads, and more booze. Woot Woot!

What more can a guy ask for?

Wait! Here come the floats!

“Woohoo, flash me yo titties and I’ll flash you my anaconda!”

I wink ;

..hmm, no beads. Maybe I’ll try another line of floats..

Dejected.

A/N:
I've grown up in the south and have been subjected to this "cultural" festival since I can remember. In all honesty, this IS Mardi Gras. People like to get drunk and flash what their momma gave them. Oh, and it's the day people can be "pervy" without much care or thought. Hope you liked it! Reviews are welcomed, good or bad. :