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Author: Midnight Adrenaline
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Reviews: 3 - Published: 08-20-08 - Updated: 08-20-08 - Complete - id:2561717

Kayleigh: I don't want to wake up one morning and find out I'm jam. I don't even like jam.


Rosaleen: What kind of idiot puts fish in their taco?

Kayleigh: You do realize you're the one saying that?

Rosaleen: Wait. Let me think. scratches head I don't get it but I know it's an insult.

Maxime: And how do you feel about that?


Rosaleen: You know what? You've got to tell your feet you love them or they'll go away and you won't be able to set foot on the ground. Because you won't have a foot to set on the ground.


Rosaleen: Imagine if asparaguses had wings.

Kayleigh: Then they could fly away and we wouldn't have to eat them.

Rosaleen: But they could fly into your mouth!


Maxime: How can you die not knowing the favorite color of your feet?


Rosaleen: You've got to appreciate lamps. Because people take the time to make lamps and we just ignore them.

Kayleigh: Let's appreciate the lampiness of the lamp.

Maxime: It's very...lampy.


Maxime, Rosaleen and Kayleigh go to Christian's house. He has a pool. They all play truth or dare.

After jumping in the pool, dressed. Maxime: Wait. Who dared me to jump in?

Christian, Rosaleen and Kayleigh: Um... You kinda dared yourself.

Kayleigh: whispers You have white shorts on... MY white shorts.


Kayleigh: I'm gonna go die in the corner. Does any one care?

Maxime: Do you hear that annoying buzzing?

Rosaleen: No.


Kayleigh: It's like walking through a desert. You know? With the long road that never seems to end and the extreme heat?

Maxime: Yeah. If you take away the fields, houses, roads, cars...

Kayleigh: Yeah, but apart from that.


Kayleigh: Maxime?

Maxime : Yes

Kayleigh: Are you courageous?

Maxime : Yes

Kayleigh: Then you can pack my suitcase.

Maxime : Oh no!


Maxime: I think you're drooling on me.

Rosaleen: No, I'm biting you.

Maxime: Oh, that's better...


Rosaleen: What kind of weird pen is this? It won't work.

Maxime: It's a screwdriver.


Kayleigh: My stomach is starting to protest. I think it wants unhealthy food.

Maxime: Don't you mean healthy?

Kayleigh: No.


Maxime: Kill me.

Kayleigh: Gladly.



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