I’m writing a book

I’m writing a book. It’s called The New Adventures of Dottiedie. It’s totally awesome, dude! All my friends love it. I am going to read it for y’all. Yah! Here we go!

Once upon a time there lived a girl. Her name was Dottidie. She loved chocolate. She loved vanilla. She loved strawberries. She loved whales. She loved dogs. She loved apples. She loved Tasmanian devils. That was her pet. Its name was Gruntz. That’s because it grunted all day long. I’m getting off the subject.

She loved pencils. She loved pens. Mostly, she loved crayons. Especially maroon ones. I’m getting off the subject… again!

Anyways, she loved mysteries. But she always got scared of them. She always yelled for her Mummy. I’m getting off the subject… again!!

She loved peach pie. That’s all. It’s so totally true. The end.

Can’t you see why I love this book?

The end.

By Dottiedie