I went to the mall

I went to the mall. I saw a shirt that looked like me. I decided I wanted it. I took it home. When I was driving home a pretty black and white car was driving behind me trying to impress my car with its sirens. It followed me home. It was time for tea. Would Mr. Black-White like to join me? Hmmm, I wondered. A very nice man got out of the handsome car. “What a beautiful car.” I said. “Does it want to see my new shirt?” “You mean the one that you stole?” “Excuse me but what’s stole?” “It’s when you took something that you didn’t buy.” “But I was only gonna borrow it.” “OK I guess it’s all right.” “Do you want to accompany me for tea?” “Yes.”

The End.

By Dottiedie.