Once upon a time I went to the mall

Once upon a time I went to the mall. I saw a shirt that looked like me. I decided I wanted it. I took it home. When I was driving home, a pretty black and white car was driving behind me trying to impress my car with its sirens. It followed me home. It was time for tea. Would Mr. Black-White like to join me? A very nice looking man got out of the handsome car.

“What a beautiful car,” I said. “Does it want to see my new shirt?”

“You mean the one that you stole?” the guy asked.

“Excuse me, but what’s stole?” I was confused.

“It’s when you took something that you didn’t buy,” the guy told me.

“But I was only going to borrow it,” I said.

“Ok, then I guess it’s all right.”

“Do you want to accompany me for tea?”

“Yes!”

The end.

By Dottiedie