Yeah, I'm such a great writer.
Revolutionary, you might say.
Great, perfect, never missing a beat to say everything I want to say in one fell swoop.
So revolutionary, in fact, that I manage to repeat myself every time.
Remember that one with the angst?
The one that looks almost exactly like the other one with the angst?
Or am I talking about that other one with the angst?
Ha, yeah, perfect writer, right here.
So perfect that all I manage to write about are other people.
That boy that I like so much.
That girl who irks me every day when I walk past her in the hall.
That group of people who are just so nasty to me all the time.
Ooh, look at that. I've got fifty poems on the subject.
Yep.
I'm revolutionary, alright.