Hello. This is your conscience speaking. How are you?

Okay let's cut to the chase. I am in deep doo. I need help. Will you help me?

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I was walking along the side of the road one day when I spotted a penny lying in the gutter. I checked if it was heads side up or not- because I'm supersticious- and picked it up.

That right up there see it? Yeah. That had nothing to do with the actual story.

let's get on now.

So I was REALLY walking in a dark alley. At night, in case you didn't guess that. I wasn't paying atention to where I was going and I ran into a big, burly dude. He grabbed me by the collar and tried to punch me in the face for bumping into him. So I said, "Hey, dude, you don't need to punch me, my brains are already on vacation." I then smiled like tha idiot I was. It didn't help any.

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I woke up in the hospital. The big dude from the other night beat me up, despite the fact that I'm a girl, and he threw me off a building! How rude was that?!

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So... this guy, that I have never seen before in my life comes in, and he starts talking about me needing therapy, and I look at him blankly and ask, "Well' why?" And he tells my that I've been paralized, and I need physical therepy to be able to move again. I told him, "Nah."

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Later, some guys come in with a needle, and they told me they're going to take me to fuzzyland. I went.

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I woke up and I was in a fluffy room with a jacket on. It held my arms and I couldn't move them. So I layed down and counted to 123,345,564,654,737,234.123546627384775937475883747583774573002994762663747758838477384543000000000000000012384757277378588438478888847374734774747838847758838775774578848858458485738558905 4-5859-28594585894558 5984594859458958968 8745845784748575844-64357458045745657564758495657654759647564375657265745649564756275647589

I had fun.

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that's why I'm in doo.

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speaking of doo...

Hello. This is your conscience speaking. How are you?

Okay let's cut to the chase. I am in deep doo. I need help. Will you help me?

XxXxXxXx XxXxXxXxX xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

I was walking along the side of the road one day when I spotted a penny lying in the gutter. I checked if it was heads side up or not- because I'm supersticious- and picked it up.

That right up there see it? Yeah. That had nothing to do with the actual story.

let's get on now.

So I was REALLY walking in a dark alley. At night, in case you didn't guess that. I wasn't paying atention to where I was going and I ran into a big, burly dude. He grabbed me by the collar and tried to punch me in the face for bumping into him. So I said, "Hey, dude, you don't need to punch me, my brains are already on vacation." I then smiled like tha idiot I was. It didn't help any.

XxXxXxXxxxxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx x xx x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x x

I woke up in the hospital. The big dude from the other night beat me up, despite the fact that I'm a girl, and he threw me off a building! How rude was that?!

Xx x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xxx x x x x x xxx x xx x x x x x x x xz xxxxxxx x x xxx x xxx x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

So... this guy, that I have never seen before in my life comes in, and he starts talking about me needing therapy, and I look at him blankly and ask, "Well' why?" And he tells my that I've been paralized, and I need physical therepy to be able to move again. I told him, "Nah."

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Later, some guys come in with a needle, and they told me they're going to take me to fuzzyland. I went.

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I woke up and I was in a fluffy room with a jacket on. It held my arms and I couldn't move them. So I layed down and counted to 123,345,564,654,737,234.123546627384775937475883747583774573002994762663747758838477384543000000000000000012384757277378588438478888847374734774747838847758838775774578848858458485738558905 4-5859-28594585894558 5984594859458958968 8745845784748575844-64357458045745657564758495657654759647564375657265745649564756275647589

I had fun.

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that's why I'm in doo.

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speaking of doo...

did I already say that?