WARNING: THIS STORY AIN'T FOR LITTLE KIDS AND TEENS!! FOR ADULTS ONLY!!

Another joke I made up about... As of right now at 4:58 pm (Central time), twenty-two minutes ago. Enjoy! :P

Boy Wonder

One day, a ten year old kid named Tyler walks in on his parents fighting.

"You bitch!" said Tyler's dad angrily.

"You bastard! his mom said in an equally angry voice.

"What do those words mean?" Tyler asked curiously.

"Well Ty, 'bitch' is another word for girl," his dad explained.

"And 'bastard' is another word for boy," his mom added.

"Ohh..." Later that night, he walks in on his parents having sex

"Oh, my dick," moaned his dad.

"Oh, my tittie," his mom moaned.

"What do those words mean?" Tyler asked.

"Tyler, 'dick' is another word for coat," his dad said.

"And 'tittie' is another word for hat," his mom said.

"OK," Tyler chirped. The next day, Tyler walks into the bathroom and sees his dad shaving. His dad accidently cuts himself with the razor.

"Oh shit!" his dad muttered annoyingly.

"What's that mean?" Tyler asked.

"Err, 'shit' is another word for shaving cream, Son," his dad said slowly. Tyler nodded and ran down into the kitchen, where his mom was carving a turkey. She sliced her finger by accident.

"Ahh, fuck!" his mom said as she licked the blood away.

"What's that mean, Mom?" Tyler asked.

"Umm... 'Fuck' is another way of saying carving the turkey, Tyler," his mom replied as she put a band-aid on her finger.

"OK..." KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!! Tyler left the kitchen and went to open the door. In came the guests his parents' had invited over.

And this is how Tyler greeted them;

"Hey, you bitches and bastards! Hang up your dicks and titties! My dad's upstairs shaving the shit off his face and my mom's fucking the turkey!"