To the boy

who wore a wifebeater.

Thank you.

From the girl

whom you will never see.

She enjoyed watching

your shoulder blades flex.

You are properly

lean and muscular.

But know this: that is the end of it.

You are not God’s gift to

women.

You are a high school

Crush,

A college

Embarrassment, and a wife’s

Laughable story to

her daughter.

So,

you boy

who wore a wifebeater,

Thank you for the view.