Shane... Just... Shane- Age: 20 or so

6 October 2008esque

DerHerp

Yep... I remember that one time. You know, back in 'nam? Yeah, that one time I was knee deep in cookies. Used to finger the ol' barnhole. You remember the barnhole don't ya? Ah good times. Back when Guerrilla warfare was still popular I ambushed my mother. Yep. Sneak attack. Rule number one to defenestrate your mother meticulously and tactfully: Simple. Push her threw that GODDAMN window. GODDAMN medics and snipers and shit telling me to just calm the fuck down and to not scathe my reputable record by harming the hostages. "I'm gonna do it," I exclaimed. Yep, just whippin' the ol' dick out there, swordfightin' and shit. Dem crazy nucahs. Oh the GODDAMN good times. GODDAMNIT. Heritage and ownership was swift as I seized control with this sovereign, monopolistic, GODDAMN DICK. People tellin' me to put it away and shit. I said "No, No" I'm Snoopy Snoop dogg being in the ring being finesse, hoppin' on landmines and claymores and airstrikes and juggling flamin' lawn darts. "What an act," they said. I said "no."