November 10

I don’t know what happened, but Kevlin is crying in the girls bathroom, Edward Collens just bitch slapped Ty into the next century and Ollie has volunteered to make one of his legs into a pie for everyone to enjoy.

I would mind some food right now but seeing as OLLIE is making it I’m not so sure.

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Ceraqh(2): This is impossible.

Thal: What?

Ceraqh: We’ve been here for so long, throughout the Eve of All Hallows and nothing has happened! No paranormal activity whatsoever!

Thal: What about Bret turning into a giant octopus?

Ceraqh: Bret was always a giant octopus! And that’s not nearly the level of paranormal activity we’re after!

Roe: How much more paranormal can you get!?

Ceraqh: Very much more.

Emy: What I don’t get is why you picked a fucking teenage high school of all places to do this.

Ceraqh: About a month ago there was sudden spike in strangnessosity at this school.

Random Agent: Yes, it was an odd combination, divine energy, distilled awesome, unadulterated weirdness and vampirism all rolled into one very untidy package.

Lina:…yes…that is strange. So totally strange. LIKE REALLY STRANGE!

Ceraqh: Not to mention magical banana slug residue.

Thal: *snaps up head with a shocked and wistful expression* Mr….Banana-Slug.

Ceraqh: But even though all of this strangness is focused in this specific gym.

Lina: For no real reason at all anyway!

Ceraqh: NOTHINGS HAPPENING!

Giant Paranormal Portal: *opens and promptly deposits sparkling vase shaped object into Thal’s lap*

Zena: What is that?

Thal: It appears to be…THE MERIDIAN VASE!

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