July 4(1)

WOOT!!! Fireworks a legal!...ishand we're gonna fuck this shit up!(2)

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1. Happy independence day!

2.

List of things needed for independence day party:

fireworks

fireworks

more fireworks

fireworks(the illegal kind)

fireworks( the super-illegal kind)

lighters

matches

flint

string

gasoline

vodka

achohol in any shape or form

lighter fluid

torches

rope

handcuffs

pop rocks

mentos

soda

plutonium

fifty thousand dollars

spears

"Doomsday: A comprehensive guide to fucking this shit up"

The Hangover

a live chicken to sacrifice to the great rulers of the sky demons

fireworks

a couch (highly flamable)

bedazzled dog collars

"Pretty in Pink"