To Wiltshire!

Venetian Gardens house gunmen and mobsters.
Picked apples are now victims--
at least according to the government
who also decided to can milk--
"Spillproof at last!"
We all believe workmen should be scored
on their grace and speech.
Not on their ability to replace
a rusty spigot.
But when pieces of Jade can be torn
and not shattered,
you've got to be close to Wiltshire.