1Hello, my name is Kierce. I have a monkey for a pet and a pig in my bed. I like the color blue because it is spelled with a B. When I go to class, I purposely try to trip the teacher. I like to poke my belly button when I’m sleeping. On occasion I have been known to eat pelican eyes and fish penises. I like to chase my dog’s tail, geee I wish I had one too. I like to dance but I only have one foot because I am a pirate and the one is a peg leg. Arrrr! My favorite past time is growing cucumbers and eating them with ketchup. I have 337 stamps in my stamp collection, all of them are of unusual caterpillars that are extraordinarily hairy. Dying my hair is lots of fun, but I have quite a hard time resisting not eating the bleach. Although my mom is really short, I am 6 feet 11 inches and my arms are still growing. My obsession with Bill Gates has nothing to do with money or computers I simply want to steal all his memory chips. I am close friends with the ducks in the pond and will quack at them at random moments. I know that I am quite possibly the coolest person alive but please don’t come near me, I have one tooth made out of an old wagon wheel and I will bite.