Oh nerd to be in

Your pale and weedy arms so

Safe from mathematical confusion and

Cinematic anachronisms.

Oh to humourously swap

Our glasses before commencing

A hell-raising surf of Wikipedia.

Misspellings and 'Edit Page' galore as we

Forever bask in the

Joy of an

Inaccurate page.

Two hours on you

Are ambushing Orcs and

Chief of the Elven archers.

Oh nerd let me be your

Arwen and you my

Frodo.

Oh to forever stay safe

From societal acceptance in

Your pale and weedy arms.