"What the fuck are you talking about?" she inquires from the passenger seat.

It's at this point in time that I come to the conclusion that I have seen to lost the point. Either that, or she missed the point, and I don't feel like going back over it with her. Yeah. That's the one. We'll go with that one.

"I don't feel like explaining it."

"Sounds like you don't know what you're trying to say."

"Of course I do. You don't know what I'm trying to say, and I won't even bother to explain it."

"Do you even remember what you were trying to say?"

"Of course I don't. Do. Doesn't matter. Let's talk about somewhere else."

"Like what?"

"Like the destination."

"Huh?"

"That's right! I said I wanted diamond teeth."

"I heard what you said. I just want to know what the fuck you're talking about."

"You know. Diamond teeth. That way I could chew through hard things. Like regular teeth. And porcelain."

"What? They would crack, you moron!"

"Know you nothing of diamonds, milady? They're forever. Diamonds are forever."

"Why the hell am I going out with you?"

"Something to do with my massive cock. I think that's the reason."

"...We don't have sex"

"Right. Why the hell are you with me, then?"

"I... don't know."

"So. Destination?"

"What?"

"Where am I driving to? I've just been going east."

"Why east?"

"Because you didn't tell me to go north, south or west."

"I didn't tell you to go east, either."

"But you didn't tell me not to."

"I didn't tell you not to go north, west, or south."

"Shh. Tell me where I'm driving."

"Uhh. The mall?"

"Ew. Why in the name of misinball would we be going to the mall?"

"I got this sweet idea."

"You? A sweet idea? Bullshit."

"You haven't even heard it yet."

"Alright. Lay it on me, baby."

"You know how the McCain and Obama stickers that everyone puts on their cars are the same color?"

"Mhmm"

"Well, I say we go buy a shitload of them at the mall, right? Then we'll find cars with presidential election stickers, and put the opposite president over the one their voting for. Put Obama stickers over McCain stickers and vice versa. It will totally piss people off."

"Wow. That is a really sweet idea."

"I know, right? Just don't write a bad story about it."

"You got it, babe."