Clipping toenails…In a library

Randomly yelling in formerly quiet/silent places

Teasing your partner…In front of formerly untraumatised preteens

Slurping your drink…In a five-star Parisian hotel

Being mentally ill ~coughcoughschizophreniccoughcough~

Being homosexual

Being different

All socially unacceptable

Seems like writing’s the only socially acceptable quirk we’ve got left

But that only cause they don’t know it’s a spin off of schizophrenia

Let’s keep it that way