If It Wasn’t For Him

Who is this him?

Hell, even I don’t know for sure

And I’m the one writing about him

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Again I use that title for this unknown person

But at least I know it’s a him

It’s always a him, right?

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All girls blame their problems on guys right?

Isn’t it like our code, just like the

‘go to the bathroom in pairs to gossip’ code?

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There are some annoying ‘hims’ in my life

But it’s the girls, yes, the girls that take the cake

They really know where to claw, after all

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A guy may break up with you

Or not say hi when you see them in the halls

But is that really something worth blaming all your troubles on?

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Maybe I’m not giving guys enough credit

Maybe they really do set out to ruin our lives

Just like those girls in 3rd period do

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Maybe they affect us just as much as girls do

Except now they break our hearts

Instead of spread rumors and stab our backs

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All I know is if it wasn’t for him

My life would be a hell of a lot easier than it is now

That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it