Love is like Twilight
It's so cliché
Like writing poems
Which make me want to runaway

Love is like Edward
He is so fake
He'd rather drink blood
Than eat cake

Love is like Bella
Shallow and dumb
She falls for a Vampire
Who sucks on his thumb

Love is like Carlisle
He's hotter than fire
That when he went to Wal-Mart
He burned down the isle

Love is like Esme
She was brought back to life
And went to Las Vegas
To become Carlisle's wife

Love is like Alice
Freaky and weird
She can see the future
And has a beard

Love is like Jasper
Whiter than snow
He reminds me of Casper
The friendly ghost

Love is like Rosalie
She is quite mean
If she lived in England
She would be Queen

Love is like Emmett
Stronger than cotton
Yet he smells like a tomato
That has gone rotten

Love is like Twilight
It spreads like a virus
It's even worse
Than Miley Cyrus