I stare in the mirror

It's my new obsession

And slowly I'm falling

Into depression

I'm not skinny enough

And I'm just too plain

It's perfection that I

Must now attain

I'll go on a diet and lose

Just a few pounds

I'll do anything to turn

The tables around

I'll show them all

Just how perfect I can be

Cause I'm only popular when

I'm anything but me.