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I Kissed A Dog
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Natalie-Rayne PM
A parody of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." We came up with it in science one day! :
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12-13-08 - id: 2607884
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This was always what I planned,
Always my intention,
I got so brave, dog treat in hand,
This was my discretion.

This is what I'm used to,
I've got to try her on,
I'm curious, but only for her,
Has all my attention.

Chorus: I kissed a dog,
And I liked it,
The taste of her canine toothpaste,
I kissed a dog,
Just to try it,
I hope my cat don't mind it,
It felt so gross, it felt so gay,
This means I'm in love today,
I kissed a dog and I liked it,
I liked it

Yes I love to call her name,
Just cuz she matters,
Fetch will be out favorite game,
Just doggie nature.
It's what all bad girls do,
Just how we behave,
Her tail wags so confused,
Hard to chase

Chorus: I kissed a dog,
And I liked it,
The taste of her canine toothpaste,
I kissed a dog,
Just to try it,
I hope my cat don't mind it,
It felt so gross, it felt so gay,
This means I'm in love today,
I kissed a dog and I liked it,
I liked it

All dogs are just magical,
Soft fur, long tails, so kissable,
I can't resist, she's so touchable,
So bad I deny it,
It's a big deal, not innocent

Chorus: I kissed a dog,
And I liked it,
The taste of her canine toothpaste,
I kissed a dog,
Just to try it,
I hope my cat don't mind it,
It felt so gross, it felt so gay,
This means I'm in love today,
I kissed a dog and I liked it,
I liked it

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