"A Day in the Life:"

I am talented
at not hitting people with
my blue Ford Taurus.

All my professors
talk so fucking fast, while I
try not to think slow.

Dinosaurs live on
my English binder (if life
as a sticker counts).

Some guy took flight on
A lawn-chair of balloons. What
have I done lately?

Tell me you don't like
Me for my music tastes. I'll
handle that better.

When I sleep, thoughts fall
from my ears to my pillow,
and are lost till morn'.