Haven’t I always been
this cold and this keen?
My life's about plotting
stuff to bring fame and dough
World media, here I go!

Guess everyone deserves
Only I have the nerve
to steal from riches
and forget about the poors
Still people seem to enjoy

I’ve been arrested before
Why are my offenses minor?!
Cops call them petty crimes
but I’m a mastermind
I’ve been arrested before

I would like you to know
to violence I say no
My dolce vita’s awesome ‘nough
to get me what I want
without shedding blood

I’ve been arrested before
Always avoiding the gore
Hurts my ego every time
I am not recognized
I’ve been arrested before!

I’ve been arrested before
We’re not in Kansas anymore
Lost my count how many times
behind different bars
I’ve been so arrested before

I’ve been arrested before
I’ve been arrested before
No way I'll trade
adventure for boredom!
I wanna be caught much more