The First Book of Epoch
By Trey Alexander

1. Oh sempiternal child of Eden, may the flames of incertitude consume your being.
2. When the man of Sorrows decides to come out of hiding, then Hel shalt emerge.
3. And there shall be a church, erected in the name of the flesh, and Hel shall emanate as it calls you to its ebony gates.
4. You, who taketh a bite from the proverbial apple, will hear a voice whisper in the night: 5. "Satan represents indulgence, versus abstinence."
Heed the voice, and question not the speaker but the concept.
6. The authors of the Book's of hypocrisy had their All-wise Jehovah whisper in their ears by nightfall.
7. And they will defend their self-proclaimed "inspiration from God!"
8. But I will smash their defense, saying: "The Dark lord doth weave his web of deceit for a purpose = to bring all of human-kind to its knees in awe.
9. Your prophets claimed the angels were the inspiration behind their Bible.
10. I will say this to that: the devil smiles as they fallacious holy-man swallowed the deceit that he whispered in their ears by night fall."
11. On your knees you shall be, 12. Admiring the potency of Satan's rod.
13. His pulchritudinous omniscience shall maketh your eyes cry in delight!
14. "Savior!" you will proclaim, and he will reply "No." 15. You will question and he will comfort with his girth saying:
16" I am not the preening Nazarene, nor do I claim all the game that I garner.
17. I am your teacher.
18. I am the apex of philosophical thought.
19. I am here to push you when your feet have froze.
20. You call me redeemer, 21. Nay, you are your own savior. You, my child of perfect sin, are your own redeemer."
The Word of the lord.