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A/N: Just a short, little thing I came up with. Posted without any edits, or anything. It's just something clichéd that came to mind, thus the title. Anyways, I was actually thinking of someone while writing this...-coughs- ;)

It may have just been my wishful thinking that lead me to this, but I wanted you to know how I feel. Who knows when I’ll see you next?

So, here’s a list of things I hate about you:

1) You never make me feel needed. It’s as if you could move on so easily—right after you destroy me—whereas I have trouble breathing and thinking coherently when I’m not standing next to you.
2) You lie. And I believe every single one of your lies.
3) You avoid questions like the plague. Every time I ask you about something, you divert the subject, as if you never even heard it to begin with.
4) It’s only number four, and I’m already running out of excu—reasons to hate you.
5) You lead me on, sometimes. Or maybe that’s not the right term? You make me fall for you, every second I’m with you, and you don’t even intend it to be that way.
6) I can barely look you in the eyes, because you make my heart beat so fast, it feels like it’s stopped. It hurts, and I wonder why.
7) You’re always going on and on about other girls, and how pretty, cute, and nice they are, and I don’t see what you see in them. At all.
8) I realize that I know next to nothing about you, and yet you can probably read me like an open book. You can, can’t you?
9) I ask you to stay, and you never do.
10) You don’t feel the same way towards me, that I feel towards you.

And, yes, I realize how cheesy this is, but that’s just how it is, y’know? Because of you, I’ve been just another stupid, lovesick teen.

Gee, thanks.

P.S. — Goddamit, can't you give me a moment of peace? Because of you, I couldn't concentrate on anything but this for the past hour!