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Things Not To Say To A Girl Who Has Been Dumped
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Constance St. John PM
The five worst. Avoid these at all costs.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Words: 82 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12-31-08 - Status: Complete - id: 2615682
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The five worst things to say to a girl who has just been dumped:

1.) "It's not your fault at all! He probably just found someone better."

2.) "I don't have time right now. I need to pick out my wedding dress, but I'll talk to you later, mkay?"

3.) "Told you so."

4.) "It's okay, you still have your pet goldfish. He's always there for whatever you need."

5.) "…So, your ex… He's single now…?"

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