Always eat your carrots

Because when you turn gray

Christmas time gets lonely,

Danger goes away.

Elephants start singing

Felines start to fight

Goats change into hermit crabs

Hawks turn out the light.

Igloos melt in Utah, it's

Just another day.

Keep that soggy rain cloud,

Let it be okay.

Maybe if you think that

Nobody was there,

Open up your stubborn mind,

Pin it to the air.

Quit your icky day job,

Run bare foot through snow,

Slide across the icicles,

Take your place and go

Underneath the mountain

Valley, hill and plain.

Why is it that your laughing?

X-ray is in pain.

Yell at the crazy plumber

Zapped by those demerits

So my child, take this advice,

And always eat your carrots.