Prologue:

After a movie finishes, Laura is left with insomnia and the game show ‘Quizcall’. With nothing better to do, she turns on her laptop and logs in to msn and starts talking to an old friend about it. Here’s their conversation – hope you can follow and enjoy!

Laura Ruth says:
don't you just HATE gameshows?

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
yes!

Laura Ruth says:
here i am, shouting at the tv and no-one is bloody listening to me!!!!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
hahaha!
:L:L:L:L

Laura Ruth says:
GREEN HOUSE FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!
not penthouse, or amy winehouse or white house or boarding frickin house
GREEN HOUSE!!! the answer is right in front of the audience!!!
green background with the word house plastered on!!!
-growls-

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha~
what channel

Laura Ruth says:
five us

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
ahh right
i got
dirty sanchez on

Laura Ruth says:
huh?
nooooo....
quizcall
...

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
nooo

Laura Ruth says:
nooo!
well. finally. someone got one
not green house but 'bighouse'
tch¬_¬
imbeciles

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
hahaha!
:L:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
-pout-
why aren't they listening o me!?!
to*

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha
:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
they
SUCK!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
they du!
MAJORLY

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
I KNOOOWWW!!!!
glasshouse wrong..

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
L
*:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
icehouse wrong...
FOR FUCK SAKE!!! GREEN HOUSE YOU MORONS!!!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
lighthouse has been done -huff-

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
wat number channel?

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
150 on virgin media

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
ahh i gotsky

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
damn nation

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
got it on now

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
ghosthouse...-you got it?

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
DREAM HOUSE?!?!?!
WTF

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
I KNOW!!!
and jail house has already been said
TWICE!

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
Dude!

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
FOCUS!!!

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
theses people have no BRAINS

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
psh
tell me about it

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha!

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
whore house been done...

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
really?

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
GREEN HOUSE JANE WOMAN!
yup

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
GREEN

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
you see it?
you see where i get the idea?

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
yeah!
mmhmmm

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
ARE THESE PEOPLE FRICKING COLOUR BLIND!?!?!?

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha!!!!
More than likely!
:L:L:L:

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
bloody people need to've concentrated in class. THINK PEOPLE! THINK!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
theres alotof green on that bored:L:L
haha! :L:L:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
i kknooowww!!! it's like, heartbreaking
really
those poor deprived people

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
haha!
FREE FUKING HOUSE!

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
oo, what about treehouse?

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
:L:L:L:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
that can be green...

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
yeah but thats 2 diff thingd
*things

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
hmmm

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
is he gay?

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
greenhouse. lol probs
SAY IT OR I'M BREAKING SOMETHING!!!
nothing too long guys! tiny spaces!

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
i might break something too!
haha !

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
-growls-

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
grrr

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
-vibrating with pent up anger-
bleak?

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
Wtf

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
what...
i want that guy's zipper jacket
hoody thing
purple one
i vant it!
what she say?

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
i duno
clearing house?
whats that

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
-points to screen- what he just said
...i think lol
i am actually pulling my hair out right now
lol
is he drunk?

[b]*Vanessa-Louise You Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
might be
:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
lol

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
might be
:L:L

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
lol

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
i might get martin to enter this in a mo

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
'cuz you sound three' ha!
you should!
damn it if someone doesn't get greenhouse

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
:L:L
they must be stupid

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
really, really stupid
or all blonde
completely-BEEN SAID DUDE!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
tis silly

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
really, it's sad

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
it is

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
he better show us the answers soon...

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
he shud

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
greenhouse
or possibly treehouse
that's what i'm thinking

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
long house?!?!

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
wha...
-shakes head-

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
l
meh
im f
*off

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
A-FRICKIN-MEN!

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
let me knowht ans is

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
lol k
will do
xx

[b]*Vanessa-LouiseYou Are The Hurt Inside Of Me, And You Are The One That Makes Me Weak[/b] says:
bi bi xxxxxxx

Laura Ruth Greenhouse you IMBECILES!!! says:
XXXXX

Epilogue

Laura was watching it for over an hour before she decided to give up and go to sleep. She never did find out what the last four answers were, or even if ‘greenhouse’ or ‘tree house’ were used.

The answers she knew were right were: safe, guest, mad-, big, Nelson Mandela and doll’s