The Declaration of Independece for the Cheese that was left out.

When in the course of human events,

We the people turn to the Cheese if

It becomes necessary for one people

To eat all of the blue cheese

to Dissolve the political bands

Of horrible stinky cheese

Which have connected them with another

The foregin cheese

And to assume among the powers of the earth

And the Moon made of Cheese

The separate and equal station

Of each Markets Cheese

To Which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitile them,

The Cheese must be law obeying with

A decent respect to the opinions of mankind

With the helping hand

THat requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation

Of the differenet classifications of Cheese.

We hold these truthes to be self evident,

Very delicious,

THat all men are created equal

As well as the Cheese they eat,

That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unailenable rights

Despite if they are made by a brown or blue cow

That among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...